Sep 10, 2005
Zulu Leopard Testicle
We have in our possession a specimen that once belonged to the rarest of endangered species...the famed Zulu Leopard of deepest, darkest Africa. The regal cat fought with a pride and viciousness not seen outside the jungles of the Dark Continent, but after a valiant struggle we managed to wrench from him one of his precious jewels.
Alright, it's a cat toy, but we call it a Zulu leopard nard.