Jan 27, 2006

Bible Bumps

I want to apologize to everyone I ever told to hit their bumps with a Bible. While I still believe that the basic theory behind curing "Bible bumps" is soundly based in mountain folk remedy, I accept that whacking errant bumps with large books may be a poor substitute for so called "medical treatment." To recap: bumps should be tended by doctors and Bibles should be read, or used to prop open large doors - your choice.

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